I want sike before I sleep

Sike

🎵YAY🎵

WHEEEEEE

🎵Care for tea with some drugs?🎵

:D y e s

🎵*pours tea*🎵

👍👍👍👍

🎵It has cocaine in it🎵

*happy noises*

🎵Drink Child🎵

I am

🎵Yes cops?🎵

*runs*

🎵No there aren’t any drugs here🎵

Nopeee

🎵Please go away the turkey is burning🎵

Ok byeeeeee

🎵Look child they left🎵

Yaaaaay

🎵Quickly child, your education, what’s a type of drug!?🎵

Weed

🎵Yes my child🎵

*steals*

🎵Ah shit the cops are coming🎵

Hide the evidenceeeee

🎵Quickly, eat the drugs🎵

I already did

🎵Now hide🎵

I technically am already

🎵Okay Child! *opens the door*🎵

Ffffff

🎵Underage drinking!🎵

🎶Yeah🎵

*eats weed*

🎵The drugs in the library🎶

:0

🎵They’ve restocked and are selling more🎵

:D

🎵Let’s have a nice day and go buy some🎵

Okayyy

🎶They’re $1.00 a ounce🎶

Okaaaaayyyy

🎵I have some, want it?🎵

Pleasseeee

🎵*hands over weed*🎵

Yaaaay

🎵 imgflip.com/gif/54dgc3 🎵

(Continue)

*eats weed*

🎵Good child🎵

Yay

🎵*pats on head* If you answer this question you get more drugs🎵

:D

🎵These drugs are so special that other cops want to take them🎵

:O

🎵Come on children, they’re selling drugs in the library today🎵
(Irl *wheezing instensifies*)

Fr?!

🎵Yes my child, come quick before they sell out🎵

*runs*

🎵Are you going to go get drugs?🎵

Y e s

🎵Hurry! I hear they’re almost sold out🎵

Here

🎵*Hands over the crack*🎵

*happy noises*

🎵Eat it quickly before the cops come🎵

*eats fast* ok

🎵Oh no hear those sirens?🎵

F u c k

🎵Eat faster🎵

D o n e

🎵I’m on drugs the musical 🎵

:D

🎵May all your bombs come trueeeee🎵

XD

🎵It was a veggie patch smash🎵

'o'

🎵Whee whee psychopath drugs🎵

:D

🎵Would you like some pretty thing?🎵

Yeeeeeeee f**k yeah xD

🎵I’m on drugs want some crack? 🎵

S u r e .

This is not the education I thought you, have you had too much weed?

No *runs*

Come back, I have the stuff you use to underage drink

*comes back* I'm 12,not that bad

🎵What kind of liquor do you want?🎵

Idgaf

🎵Wine, whisky, beer, what’ll you take?🎵

Beer ig

🎵*pours a cup and looks out the window* The cops are gone🎵

Yayyyy

🎵I hear sirens hide the drugs🎵

*hides*

🎵No cops, I’ve told you no drugs here🎵

Yeeeepppp

🎵None, my name isn’t Oona🎵

----ok----

🎵Yeah, bye🎵

Byeeeeeee

🎵Bye🎵

Eeee

🎵Faster🎵

Done

🎵What is the newest type of drug?🎵

ooooooof

Uhhh

🎵Child🎵

I eat myselfffff

🎵No child, hurry up🎵

Food

🎵The F**k-🎵

Food

What about humans

🎶Worth it?🎶

DUH I can get five ounces tho

🎵If you behave, mommy will buy you more🎵

:0

🎵Be a good child🎵

Okay? XD

🎵Then you get more drugas🎵

Yeeeeeeee

🎵Well shit🎵

Whaaat