Want one?

me

What?

Search up Mammon.

yes

Sure

yes

bruh... don't send me to the anti piracy screen... imgflip is free!

I'm not a pirate

good...

that was practically useless, you are already in jail.

can I fly out of here with my two tails

actually, you can't, it is perfectly sealed with no way of escape.

:(

so it looks like I'm stuck in here by my own...

I know a way out.

*you turn away to look at the other prisioners*
*I grab the keys*
*I unlock myself*
* I escape*

and you let yoshi commit tax fraud, but you catch me as a pirate?

umm...
yea?
it's just that yoshi litteraly ATE the wall, so, he escaped.

yes

;-;

yes

Mail.ru

it is in russian

Yea, its a troll. If you download the mail.ru file on a device, it is one of the most dangerous viruses ever. It took half a year for me to get it out of my computer.

I'm not going to download it then

what's my real fortune

...

don't worry... I have anti curse spray

and I'm not going to download grubhub even if they force me

want another fortune for your troubles?

yeah please

good. btw, i am literally just taking random error fortune cookie from a fortune cookie sheet factory, so... yea.

you still have 2 get grubhub tho, but you can get rid of it after u download it.

ok *gets it* *deletes it after 1 nanosecond*

good.