I would roast you but I can’t burn dump sites

You're a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.

broooo finally someone gets me

You’d Be The Type Of Person To Mean Nothing

Pathetic. Both of you being lazy and playing cards instead of coming up with actual roasts.

Pathetic. Don't seem to know how to scroll down.

Atleast I know how to use a touchpad instead of having to use those rainbow gamer mouses to cover up the fact that I can't use a touchpad.

wot is that

oh a touch screen
my computer is a touchscreen as well

O shit o found a dump site social reject

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Why do you keep using the same insult? You're so unoriginal, your mom probably plagiarised you as a baby from someone else.

What are you? Some sort of excuse to your family?

I may be, but at least I HAVE one.

arent your least viewed memes... overrated?

Wow. You have such a low IQ you didn't realise that 2 reverse cards means that it goes back to you.

Your least upvoted ones are.

Oh please, what are you doing, playing your cards? Pathetic. Come up with actual roasts so you don't have to use something as stupid as Uno Reverse card.

At least I can think of things that don't involve cards.

Just things? or does that include roasts as well?

Yea, like the fact you're just as useless as the "ueue" in "queue".

Well atleast now u wont feel like the only one.

Yea. Because before, you were so lonely

yeah. Introverted and in lockdown.. talk about it. Its fun tho

Why do mechanics exist? Because pilots need heroes too.

there is nothing i would change about you exept the direction im walking in

There's nothing I'd change about you except your IQ - it's critically low.

how about you stop talking crap before the toilet gets jealous

Is your butt jealous of the amount on crap that comes out of your mouth? Most definitely.

i would but my brain is more a a dump site than yours

You’re gonna be the cause of an assembly at your school

You're like a penny - two faced and not worth much.

My organs on the black market says otherwise

Today's trash day. Get ready for the dump truck...

You want me to hold your hand while I walk you out to get picked up?

Sure! It'll be wrapped in a trash bag like mine.

Tbh, that roasted fell apart, just like Kobe’s helicopter after it crashed

Just like your life.

That was extremely weak, just like your ability to lift weights

You need to give up at this point, I know you’ve already given up before with your grades

You’re the kind of person that celebrates passing their cancer test.

What cancers? Brain cancer? An IQ lowering cancer?

A kind of cancer that makes your IQ lower?

What? You have Covid? Don't worry, stay positive.