write a story about mario pissing then

OMG BET LMAO ONE SEC IMA TYPE IT-

you gotta make choices tho lol

so, mario drank some water and needed to piss, but he was at the movies.
Did he decided to piss, yes or no

*decide

yes

so, he gets up and tries to get out of his row, but some bitch makes him trip, and he pees in his pants.
Does he ignore it and go to the bathroom and clean up, or beat the guy up with w e t pants

BEAT UP THE GUY

he tries to beat up the guy, but he smells so bad the guy passes out. Then, mario chops the guys's head of and the guy dies

fun fact: chickens can survive about 7 seconds without a head

then, mario realzies someone called the cops. Run even tho youre d r i pp i n g or stay and say it wasnt you.

HOLY MOLY

XDDDDD

W H A T -

M M M M M
* L O N G S E N T E N C E *

XD

XD YES
IMMA SLEEP NOW GN 😴😴

night-

Bai