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one day, you fall in a hole
you decide to name the hole love, and then someone else trips in it and falls in.
You hate sharing your space, so you grab a stick and poke their eyes out, trying to kill them
B U T , youre an idiot, and you dont realize that it doesnt kill them.
You get hungry, and you cant get out of the hole, so you bite the guy's arm off.
He wakes up, screaming.
Then, he bleeds to death, and you use him as a latter to get out of the hole
you chuck him in a river, and he gest torn to pieces by a jaguar that finds him.
Next, you feel a bit guilty about it, and decide to apologize.
You go back to the hole, and say "Love hole, im so sorry for getting blood all over you"
but then, a huge flying tooth pushes you back in the hole.
The tooth then gets blown into the hole by the wind, and she falls on top of you, knocking you out.
When you wake up, you're being choked to death
you end up dying, go to hell, and then come back to life, but in the tooth's body
you realize the tooth was actually the tooth fairy, and youre a girl now.
you see your own body next to you, and think "damn, i look so much like that polar express kid"
the body moves, and you kill it.
then, you fly out of the hole case yes tooth f a i r y and you get a shrinking potion.
Now youre actually the size of a tooth.
Then, you go to New York, and start going to kid's houses and taking their teeth.
You eat all the teeth, and then find a golden tooth that you decide to marry.
Screw the fact that its not alive
then, you forget youre married to it and try to eat it, but its too b i g - so you choke on it, and then you die for good.
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