you t r y to drown yourself, but prince charming saves you.
You fall in love with his eyes, marry him, come out as gay, adopt kids, sell the damn useless kids, buy moonshine with the money, get way too drunk, choke your prince charming to death, take his eyes off of him, lick the eyes, and then put them in a bowl that you hand off your ceiling in the living room
then, he majikly comes back alive because your ex girl used p o t i o n s on him to bring him back.
He stabs you to death and then eats you
then, you possess him and his soul goes to hell.
next, you burn yourself alive, and your ex girl ships you over to another continent, but the ship sinks on the way, and lands in Atlantis, where a bunch of mermaids put you in an aquarium museum.
You are remembered as a historical monument down there, the end
