lmao ikr I was eating my peanut butter sandwich and pretzels (legit my only option for lunch every day, every year, (except for a few random occasions or sometimes on the weekend I get something else)
10 YO BOY: I'M READY TO FINALLY GO THROUGH THE RITE OF PASSAGE! THE ELDERS: ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR RITE OF PASSAGE? BOY: YES, I AM READY; ELDERS: YOU MUST KILL YOUR MOTHER AND THEN EAT PART OF HER CORPSE. THEN YOU'LL HAVE PASSED AND YOU'LL BE A MAN. BOY: ... BOY: I DID IT. *SHOWS EVIDENCE AND PROOF BY EATING HER CORPSE IN FRONT OF THE ELDERS*; ELDERS: YOU DID WELL. YOU ARE HEREBY NOW KNOWN AS A MAN! MAN: I NOW FIND THE URGE TO EAT YOU AS WELL; ELDERS: OH SH--
