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851 views 124 upvotes Made by Red_River 3 years ago in Dark_humour
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5 ups, 3y,
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1 up, 3y
yup
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
thanks, now I know im worth a lot.
1 up, 3y
u sure r
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Im selling all my organs then going to organ auctions to get them back, but I still get progit
1 up, 3y,
2 replies
i rly don't c how u could buy them back cause u would b dead but oke
2 ups, 3y
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
not if I sell them at different times, I could sell my kidneys then buy it back then do the same with my other organs
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
but the heart tho
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Simply buy one before I take mine out, and put the new one in right as im taking the old on out
1 up, 3y
ahh ok
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y,
2 replies
hol up-
I got 6 siblings, that’s a helluva lot of cash I could get.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
lmfaoooo bruuuhhh
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
what else am i gonna do with them? they’re annoying as fuçk, and don’t do shit to help with anything, might as well sell their organs and make some money yk?
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
but like whts all that money gonna b used 4 once ur parents call the cops on u and u r sent 2 a life in jail?
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
what if I sell my parents organs as well?
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
huh yeah i mean that could work.
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
It sure could, and I’ve got a huge extended family, I could get rich af.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
damnnn u could. but i'm pretty sure u would get reported. so u would b a rich criminal.
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y,
14 replies
eh, who cares, all that matters is I would be rich af, I could probably buy my innocence anyways.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I'll make cahoots with the mafia so that they can give aid to taking you down.
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
I’ll buy protection from the mafia, I’m selling over 40 people’s organs, I’m sure I could pay them enough to leave me alone.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
ikr lmao. and then i sell your organs for a shite load of cash.
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
lmao yes.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
lmao
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
lmfao
ofc that is IF u end up killing me, I could always hire a hitman or smthn to kill u with all that money I made from selling about 40 peoples organs.
2 ups, 3y,
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oh u sure abt that? people in the drug cartel business are also paid to kill other drug lords/smugglers and there's quite a lot of them.
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
eh, I could just kill u b4 u do that.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
yeah u could
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
yup
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
oh so u already made pre arrangements 4 a hitman 2 kill the person that killed u?
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
2 ups, 3y,
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i wish u luck w/ that. I'll b off starting my own drug cartel.
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
aight then, let’s see who can make the most money, and who can live the longest.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
well jokes on u i now know that u will have a hit man hired so i will kill that hitman.
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
well I’ll just hire multiple hitmen to kill u and ur hitman b4 u kill me.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
not if i kill u 1st
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
Yk wht, how bout u and I work together huh? selling organs and drugs? we could both earn a lot more money like that.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
aight challenge accepted
[deleted] M
0 ups, 3y
aight.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
But i run a drug cartel. people love drugs more than organs so I'll have enough cash to pay them to at least sabotage u.
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
eh, I could probably pay them more than u could.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Yeahhh that's a way better idea.
[deleted] M
0 ups, 3y
aight then.
1 up, 3y,
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lmao imaging how funny that would b if i end up killing u
[deleted] M
0 ups, 3y
that would b funny af tbh.
0 ups, 3y
aight.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
lol XD
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
lmfao
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
you and -River- have too many comments I gave up trying to upvote them all lol
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
lmfao u didn’t have to upvote any of them but thx
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
lol XD
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
XD
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