there is an old tradition
a game we all can play
you start by getting liquored up
and sharpening your blade
you take a shot of whiskey
you grab your knife and pray
then spread apart your fingers
and this is what you say
oh~
i have all my fingers
the knife goes
chop
chop
chop
if i miss the spaces inbetween
my fingers will come off
and if i lose my fingers
blood will soon come out
but all the same
i play this game
'cause that's what it's all about
No you can't use a pencil
cannot use a pen
the only way
is with a knife
when danger is your friend
some may call it stupid
some may call it dumb
but all the same
we play this game
because it's so damn fun
-The knife song as sang by jeff the killer
