Hmm

Alwayzbread: what about bubblegum?

Bloo: huh, you’re right! *grabs a pair of scissors*

Alwayzbread: *rips his hair off as it grows back*

Lightning: Wtf-

Boi: what are you trying to cook?

Bloo: AHhhahHahHh- I DON’T ****ING KNOW!

Boi: and also I don't think that StickCat is licorice-

Bloo: he looks like one.

Boi: just because he's a stick and he's black? that's f**king racist

Bloo: there’s red ones.

Boi: did i ask?

(Carlos] I KNOW HOW TO ADD SOME FLAVOR *stuffs a flareon in the dish as well as a ton of people* CANNIBALISM ROCKS

StickCat: WHA-

(Carlos] *starts beating the thing* ALL DONE

Ah yes

Stick figure cat jello

Would your cat love this dish?

Yes. But if the stick figure cat is still alive though

Bell: And what about..-

Bloo: y o u .

Bell: Well, I’m not a main ingredient to this.. jelly?

Bloo: mk-

Virib: *Woah she f*ckin went through the roof-*

Bloo: the f-

Virib: (japanese but English) Where am I?

Bn: the essential ingredient to Any disg

Lux: WHY DIDN’T YOU THINK THAT WOULD TRIGGER SHIT-

Bn: I knew it would. I also wanted to see if he would kill the kid
Bugs: *crying harder*

Lux: ...he would be killing more children.

Bn: more?
Bugs: he’s killed kids?...

Lux: no, at least.. that’s what I’ve known as of now.

Bugs: I’m scared...
Bn: you’re always scared

Hex: if I’m going to have to be honest, suck it up.

Bugs: you’re a jerk
Bn: your brother doesn’t whine nearly as much as you do

Real BlooPan: I’m 13 and I probably act way-

Hex: GET OUT.

Bugs: yeah well you aren’t constantly threatened of being ripped to bits or eaten alive now are you?

Mucky: *low growling*

Bugs: m-mucky?*high pitched squeak*

*he crashes into a wall and runs off.*

Bugs: mucky...

Bloo: *teleports out*

Bugs: why are you such a jerk?!
Bn: I save your life quite often actually
Bugs:..

Lux: *staring at the destroyed shit* WHAT DID YOU DO!?

Bn: stuff
Bugs: *crying*

Lux: THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE STUFF.

Bugs: he was terrorizing mucky...
Bn: eh

StickCat: WHY-

Bn: because it’s funny

StickCat: NOT FUNNY FOR ME!

Bn: who cares?

StickCat: PROBABLY NO ONE HERE.

Bn: exactly. And you probably can’t call your girlfriend because you’re stuck in burning acid jello

StickCat: yeah...

Bn: Ha! Wonderful!

*he’s almost fully eaten.*

Bn: yes! Finish dying!

Mucky: . . .

Bn: admit that you are a terrible person

Mucky: I’m a terrible life form, made to be a bioweapon.

Bn: good

Mucky: I am pretty much just a monster.

Bn: agreed. I have no idea how you got a girlfriend or why anyone likes you
Bugs: hey! Back off...

Mucky: I.. am.. *twitching*

Bugs: mucky... you’re not... everyone has problems... they can be fixed if you give it time
B

*he slowly becomes Tar (again for the god knows what time, I swear this way of triggering him is common).*

Bugs: m-mucky?

Sunstorm: I came in here just to say you aren’t a monster

*I’m already chased away.*

(Most of his skittish nature and general scaredyness is because of how his dad used to always beat him and basically was a terrifying and evil man)
Bugs: it’s not my fault..

StickCat: *goes limp*

Bn: wake up you dumb cat

Bloo: *poke* I think he’s already dead.

Bn: eh ok

Mucky: *swallows him entirely* is my job done here??

Bloo: I guess.

Bn: ohhhhhh he was legitimately being eaten. I thought it was just acid. Oh well

Bloo: ye-

Bn: *pats mucky on the head*
Good job providing entertainment

Mucky: thanks?

Bn: you are a sadistic f**k

Mucky: I’m surprised that’s coming from a hypocritical charred nacho.

Bn: haha! I know! I have issues!
(Bn is both a disgusting, sadistic, greedy monster and a relatively kind person at different times)

Mucky: why yes, you do.

Bn: but so does everyone

Mucky: but not as much as you.

Bn: at least I don’t eat people alive!

Mucky: at least I don’t use them for pleasure while they’re suffering most of the damn time.

Bn: eating must bring some type of pleasure so technically you do

Mucky: AT LEAST I- ...

Bn: haha! I got you. You do get pleasure from eating people! You are a terrible, disgusting piece of shit

Sunstorm: what the f**k did I just walk in to-

Bn: have you not seen my insane side?

Blaze: be mad, dumbass

Bn: you’re such a bitch

Blaze: thank you

Bn: ugh

Sunstorm: that isn’t insane, that’s edgy, if anyone is insane is 6.... specific.... idiots, sorry I hate mentioning them

Bn: whatever My “edgy” side

Blaze: *teleports again*

*he teleports again and grabs her

*she doesn’t react*

Bn: *keeps torturing her in different ways*

*she just fuses back together*

Bn: *just rips her to shreds*

Sunstorm: ate about 700000000 universes, I have no idea how that happened, also don’t like instantly kill her

Bn: ohhhhh kkkkkk..... I’ll do that
*he teleports to her*

Blaze: well shit- *teleports away*

*he teleports back to her*

*she still does nothing*

*he slowly saws her in half*

*she respawns in the meme realm*

Blaze: I guess I’ll just eat the same amount of universes as I did earlier today

Bn:...

Blaze: f**k....

Bn: suffer!
*he slowly drills a hole in her head*

Sunstorm: it’s not that edgy, because the little shit who ruined everything is the true edgy one, you know what I’m gonna go snap her neck

Bn: ok rhen

*he teleports somewhere then teleports back in*

Sunstorm: also go deal with dumb cat both

Bn: ugh what’d she do now?

*she proceeds to eat 700000000 universes*

Bn: F**K YOUUU

Bitch*

Bloo: mhm.

Bn: haha

StickCat: MY LEG IS MELTING AND BURNING- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Bn: good

StickCat: *screaming*

Bn: *just staring at him*

StickCat: *is slowly getting eaten alive*

(Wait what is eating him? The acid?)
Bn: this is hilarious

(I guess-)

Bloo: *nod*

Bn: burn fool