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Ernie's new hobby really pays off!

Ernie's new hobby really pays off! | HOLY CRAP! THAT'S ALOT OF MONEY! IF I'D KNOWN BONES WERE THIS VALUABLE, I'D HAVE STARTED KILLING YEARS AGO... | image tagged in ernie and bert discuss rubber duckie,bones,money,serial killer | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
742 views • 50 upvotes • Made by SurlyKong69 3 years ago in Dark_humour
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But selling organs in dark web also gives tons of money! That's why I always sell both organs and bones.
SurlyKong69 M
1 up, 3y,
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Ernie normally cooks up the organs for a tasty stew, but if you can spare em, sell em to labs for big $$$.
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Cooking idea: always squish the blood out of hearts before selling them, then use it as sauce.
SurlyKong69 M
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That's not how I do it, but it's a good plan
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I always use blood as a sauce.
SurlyKong69 M
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Pro tip: cut off the head and drain the corpse into a bucket. All the blood can be used later for a sausage
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big brain time
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