Planet Served: Chapter 2, Season 1 (The Kickass Krew)

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It was a normal day at McPlanets, just some hungry customers waiting at the front desk. "So uhh, how's life." Ed Fort Liss didn't respond to the customer at the table. "I'm just here to take your order Sizizetter, not chat... I'm not in the mood.." "You wanna talk about it?" Said Sizizetter with a concerned tone of voice. "No.. Order something or get the hell out.." Ed Fort Liss was slowly getting angrier and angrier the longer Sizizetter kept asking questions. "I- I just want to help Ed. I care about you." "NEXT!" Ed Fort Liss yelled making the line move up and pushing Sizizetter out of the way.

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Suddenly the wall next to Ed exploded. "WHAT WAS THAT!? Whoever did that will have to pay for it!" When the smoke cleared up, Archie Nemesis walked through the hole in the wall. Ed Fort Liss rolled his eyes. "I should've known it was you. What do you want? Can't you see you already ruined my life?"
Archie Nemesis let out a maniacal laugh. "Well, now I'm about to make it worse! Ed, I'd like you to meet my new friends!"

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Ed Fort Liss starts laughing hysterically. "*WHEEZE* What are they gonna do!? Scribble me to death!? Fold me to death!? Give me diabetes!?" Ed Fort Liss continues to laugh for a while. "End him..." Commands Archie Nemesis.

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-Mars-

"Oh god... Ow. Ow. I think my legs are broken.." Ed Fort Liss Struggles to get up in the middle of the massive crater the explosion has created. "You give up? Or you thirsty for more?" says Scribble Man as he descends from the sky. "No thank you!" Ed Fort Liss Says as he teleports away.

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-Planet King-

Archie: What!? You let him get away!?

Scribble Man: I thought it was Cotton Candy Man's job to finish him off.

Cotton Candy Man: Nah, I definitely killed him. Nobody has survived my wrath.

Archie: Shut the f**k up you cocky bitch!

Square Up Man: Calm down, Box Man has got some weapons in his arsenal that can track him down.

Box Man: Yeah, I can track down the fool.

Box Man pulls out a radar that shows Ed Fort Liss' location. The radar shows the Ed Fort Liss has retreated to earth.

Scribble Man: Ladies and Gentlemen, we gottem.

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-Earth (The Mountains)-

"Phew, safe at last." Ed Fort Liss sits down at the top of a mountain. "it's quite... peaceful here, nobody to bother me.." Ed Fort Liss sees a shadowy figure on the top of the mountain across from him. "Who is tha- OH SHI-" Ed Fort Liss quickly realizes that it is a defender of Earth, Edgelord, but Ed then sees that he is actually either asleep or meditating and is not aware of Ed's presence.

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Box Man arrived at Earth with sniper rifle in non-existent hand "Prepare to taste led Led Fort Liss." Ed Fort Liss looked around the mountains without looking at Box Man directly, then he had an idea, an idea that might just take Box Man down.

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As soon as Box man shot, Ed Fort Liss teleported out of the way, shooting Edgelord instead. "Dammit! Missed again." Edgelord woke up with not a single scratch on him. "Reloading! This time I will get you Led Fort Li-" Edgelord sliced right through Box Man putting an end to him. "MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!" yelled Dorito Man. "Avenge me comrade..." gasped Box Man with his last, dying breath.

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Ed Fort Liss fled to another planet to buy himself more time from the Kickass Krew. "It's only a matter of time before they find me on this planet." Ed Fort Liss turned around to see Square Up Man behind him. "C'mon man. Square up! I can take you! I'm gonna kick your ass!"

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Ed Fort Liss literally just rips off his head. "Damn... Maybe I went too hard on him..." 2 down, 6 more to go.

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A few of the other Kickass Krew showed up out of nowhere.

Dorito Man: What the hell is wrong with you, you murderous f**k!?

Origami Man: Woah, he killed Square Up Man.

Cotton Candy Man: He sucked anyway..

Emoji Man: :)

Ed Fort Liss: Why are you guys doing this? What did I ever do to you guys?

Dorito Man: Because you already killed two of us!

Ed Fort Liss: You guys started attacking me before I did that! I'm just defending myself.

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All the sudden, Scribble Man descends from the sky with a pencil in his hand. "Quite impressive for an effortless ball." Ed Fort Liss attempts to leap at and attack Scribble Man but runs into a barrier instead. "If you have any hope of beating the rest of us, then you're out of luck kid. We are too strong, and it's six against one." Ed Fort Liss gets an idea. "Can you do this?"

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Ed Fort Liss grows to the size of the planet and crushes it. "Goodbye." After Ed Fort Liss destroyed the planet they were standing on Ed Fort Liss turned around to go back home. The Kickass Krew is no more.

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Ed shrunk back down to his normal size and finds out that they all survived. "Did you really think it would be that easy?" states Scribble man around the rest of the Kickass Krew. "Any last words?" "Fine... You win... Just kill me now." Scribble man prepares to impale Ed until something randomly teleports him away.

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"Where did he go!?" "Quick check the radar!" Dorito Man checks the radar but there are no signs of him. "What!?" "It must mean he is in another universe "Then we'll just have to go from universe to universe committing mass genocide until we do find him, and give Archie Nemesis what he owes... His life."

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"Ugh... Where am I?" Ed Fort Liss woke up completely alone in an endless white void. "Am I dead?" "No, I teleported you here after you almost were slain by Scribble Man." Ed Fort Liss turns around to see a small cloaked figure with blue eyes and a pointed hat. "Who are you?" "I'm Judge Blue, I'm still waiting for a thank you, but what did I expect from a planet-eater like you?" "Oh, thank you; Why am I here anyways? are you gonna tell me how I could beat these guys?" "I'm sorry, but I don't know either, the best thing I can recommend is that you handle your nemesis first." "Can't I just stay here until the end of time? I don't think I want to go back."

"You can't just stay here forever, because they will find you eventually. It's just a matter of time until they do."

1. S N E K is the best
2. *Ultimate boi flashbacks*
3. Cool comic!