I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, KAREN'S ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW, THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL, THE 89 DEGREE ANGLE OF SOCIETY. THEY'RE LIKE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR THE JUICE THAT COMES OUT OF THE KETCHUP BOTTLE. KAREN'S ARE THE PINNACLE OF STUPIDITY, ENTITLEMENT, AND OVERALL TERRIBLE HOMO-SAPIENS. KAREN'S ARE THE SAND THAT GET IN BETWEEN EVERYWHERE, THE WHITE STRING ON YOUR FINGER, THE THING THAT GETS IN YOUR EYELASHES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.