>:) don't tell me you didn't sing this in your head

Twinkle twinkle little star
Lets all commit homicide.

that doesn't rhyme

I dont care it fits.

i did not sing it in my head i sang it out load

amen

Me too at a funeral

This reminds me for some reason …
Fly me to the moon and let me kick its f***ing ass
Let me show it what i learned in my moon jujitsu class

i cant remember the rest lol

omfg i love that

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
I wanna hit you with my car.
Throw you off a cliff so high,
Hope you break your neck and die.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Break your skull with a crowbar.

i sang it to my sister cuz shes annoying me rn

how can a star die8

but how can it "fall"

rhyme about death? Okay

*in fandom because my name is limeeeeee and first person mode* hi my name is lime, i have ever seen a pine, i'm defienetly not fine, so now is the time, to produce a permanent line, in my bedside montor
*second person mode* hi my name is lime, you have ever seen a pine, you are defienetly not fine, so now is the time, to produce a permanent line, in your bedside monitor
*third person mode* hi my name is lime, they have ever seen a pine, they're definetly not fine, so now is the time, to produce a permanent line, in their bedside monitor

i sang it out load in front my mother and ill let you know when I reckover

well, ill send you a get well card in the hospital

me to myself:

no...

its a joke im not THAT suicidal

lmao

I prefer this one:
Twinkle twinkle in the sky
I just wanna f**king die
I slit my wrists to end the pain
Put a bullet through my brain
Twinkle twinkle little star
I hope I’m hit by a car

...

what?

ITS AMAZING (pls comment because I need to show my friend)

Thank you! yes, it is one of my better posts