You Remember That Time

REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN YOU WATCHED WALKING DEAD AND I AM LEGEND AND 28 DAYS LATER AND YOU FANTASIZED ABOUT HOW WHEN A VIRUS HIT THAT KILLED 99,99% YOU'D BE ARMED AND BRAVE AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES... ...AND THEN A VIRUS HIT THAT KILLED 0.01% AND IT TURNS OUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE GUY THAT WAS FOUND STARVED TO DEATH HIDING IN HIS BATHTUB