An ordinary Platypus?

Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands
Now I got records on my fingers
Whaaaat?
Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Don't stop
I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
WHAAAAT?
I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Strange set of circumstances?
I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?
Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
No just me
We've all got platypus controlling us
I'd stop if I was able
We've all got platypus controlling us
I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone!
Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me...
There's no platypus controlling me!

I just heard this whole song in my head... its like a forever earworm

good

*Perry

DOOFENSMIRTZ EVIL INCOPERATEDDDDDDDD

Worst jingle ever. Also yeeeeeeesssssssssssssss I can't look at the guy without hearing that or the whole "My name is Doof and you'll do what I say WHOOP WHOOP" thing

*perry

omg it was perry the platypus the whole time?!

NANI!?

Is this yours

Amazing!!

that is adorable

*crying intensifies*

it's perry... but that is hilarious!

Its spelled with an e

AWW that platypus is adorable, WAIT this is the live action perry the platypus!

aww cute platypus