Tommyinnit

I-

XD

Why did that make me blush-

🤷🏼‍♀️

Probablycauseyou'retheonewhosaidit-

oop

Oop-

oop

Oop-

🤷🏼‍♀️Are we starting a cult 🤷🏼‍♀️

Idk-

XD

Lmao-

Oop-

Oop-

Oop-

Why are we just saying oop-

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

XD

are you trubbish because that was trash

you act like i dont know that

Lmao

Oho, you think you are the cringy pickup line master, huh?

yuh

O can totally beat you at that

no you cant

Wanna bet?

big bet

Oki bring it

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

Did you fall from the stars? Because I’m starstruck

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're a cutie!

Are you a drug? Because you got me high for love

idk wot to say

Does that mean I win?

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

I was going to ask you what you were going to be for Halloween, but I can see you’re already an angel

Do you work at Dick's? Because you're sporting the goods!

Are you a roller coaster? Because you just made my heart stop

I-

What-

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

Are you a bandit? Because you stole my heart

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Ngl that was actually good,

I may not be nasa, but i still want to find out more about uranus

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen!

I was thinking about getting another heart after what you took from me

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you!

Are you a radiator? Cause damn you’re hot

yesh

*casually does a happy dance*

ikr

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Wow those pickup lines were AMAZING

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous!

Are you a witch? Because you just put a spell on me