I bet you weren't expecting that!

Well I mean he was also a serial rapist so maybe we shouldn’t be glorifying him that much idk

Also Apollo was wayyyy more bi than this guy

Yeah, His body count was too damn high! xD

He's bi?! Epic!

Now before you call bullcrap on me!

He did it with Ganymede!

Zeus is a myth along with all the gods of Olympus. They were created in poems and stories at around the start of the Bronze Age. If you study these poems and stories you will learn that they all were Shape Changers, not Trans Bi or any other fictitious pseudo gender you want to invent. They could become man, woman, animal, bird or fish. The story of Zeus and Ganymede was of Cretans origin to to justify their own unnatural pleasures to the Greeks in an attempt to make them acceptable. Hence a myth is given credence by creating and adding another myth to it. Like many realities in this world they have their fictitious origins in stories and myths hence the often made request 'Start living in the Real World'.

Deities ARE real, Or at least from what it says in my religious book,
Myth or reality, Deities had too much pride to care for that, So there's a high chance that that happened

As real as Father Christmas.

Pretty sure he was based on a real monk named St. Nicholas

A monk called Nicholas who became a saint, (no proof he really existed) which then brings up this related god thing, a deity belonging to another myth, no more real than any of the other millions of gods that have been before and those that are still to come. People just make things fit, Once you stop using myths to assert yourself as to who or what you are then you will find the real you. Unfortunately this will not make you happy because you will realise you are one of two genders with a sexual orientation that gives you your own pleasure which then makes you so unhappy you will create a alter ego which allows you to exist as a banner waving insecure self labelled paranoid member of the human race just like everybody else, the universe is full of paranoia. I'm a Philosopher, I live permanently on the Gravy Train because half the time I'm paid for proving that there is a god to those that want to believe in one and the other half proving to non-believers there isn't...
Imgflip started as a fun meme site which has descended into an outlet for the insecure failings of a society in collapse, why? you may ask. Because that's what makes the most money.

Not everyone are philosophers, pal,
The things you said barely relate to any human being,
You claim to be a philosopher, Yet you barely know anything about it,

Seeing isn't always believing, Y'know

Thank you, your comment proves my point, "quod erat demonstrandum"

Well then

Damn, learned something new

That moment when you're pissed because they never teach you this shit.

Hehe xD

That would make social studies waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more interesting

Yep

Darn you school board

The only Greek deity who is 100% heterosexual is Aphrodite

Actually, She had some goings with some goddesses as well xD