Friend who doesn’t understand lgbtq situation

MY FRIEND WHEN I TELL HER I'M BISEXUAL:; DOES SHE WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE? how can one like both genders?? WHO DO I SHIP WITH HER KNOW? DID SHE CHEAT IF SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND; SHE REALLY HAS TO BE THE CENTER OF THE SPOTLIGHT; I'M SO CONFUSED; WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE; IMPOSSIBLE; WAIT DOES THAT MEAN SHE LIKES ME; IS SHE A BICYCLE?!!