"SLAVERY"? DID YOU SAY "SLAVERY"? OH GOD! EVERYONE
KNOWS WE'RE FIGHTING TO KEEP FROM HAVING TO RE-SET OUR
CLOCKS TWICE A YEAR. "SPRING FORWARD"? "FALL BACK"? IT'S
TOTAL NONSENSE, AND WE REFUSE TO CONFORM TO YOUR RULES!
(AFTER WE WIN THIS WAR, WE WILL WRITE ABOUT IT IN
THE HISTORY BOOKS SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH!)
