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THIS ONE KID AT CHURCHπ
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SO THERE'S THIS KID ONLY ABOUT TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN MY YOUNGEST SISTER WHICH MAKES HER 6-7 YEARS OLD AND BRUH SHE THE DEFINITION OF WHAT MY FRIEND WOULD CALL A MUSTY KIDπ
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YOU KNOW THOSE KIDS THAT PICK THEIR NOSE AND EAT CHEERIOS WHILE VIOLENTLY SMACKING THAT IPAD OF THEIRS?! π
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SO ANYWAYS Imma speak in lowercase now lol π
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so anyways let's call her Alexis. So Alexis is this kid and her parents LITERALLY TREAT HER LIKE A BABY (well thats apparently what happens to the youngest of three but HEYYYY IM JUST SAYIN-) but it isnt like regular treating its LITERALLY ACTING LIKE SHE A NEWBORN CHILD like the mom MHM FEEDS HER AND SHE LIKE 7!!!! (IDK IF THIS IS NORMAL BUT MY PARENTS DONT THINK SO SOOOOOOO-)π
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ALSO she bring like an entire buffet with her every mass so she screaming and kicking in the pews her mom brings out FIFTY SIPPY CUPS OR SOMETHING π
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ALSO SHE STILL READING BABY BOOKS BUT SHE HAS NO LEARNING DISABILITIES AND SHE IS MENTALLY STABLE AND SHE DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING WRONG WITH HER NO MENTAL DISORDERS NOTHING LIKE THAT π
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Anyways so one day my youngest sister, who was 7 at the time, was sitting there in church all holy and stuff when ALEXIS COMES MARCHING ON DOWN FROM THE PEW IN FRONT OF US AND SHOVES HER FINGER UP MY SISTERS NOSE LMAOπ
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SHE DO BE STICKIN IT IN THERE REAL GOODπ
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But bruh she do be the def of what my friend would call a musty kid π
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Like I can't even IMAGINE what she's like outside of churchπ
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Also she runs over to people and kicks them and she still travels in a baby carrier or something π
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