Some of my roasts:
You're as useless as the "ueue" in "queue"
Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either
Hey you have something on your chin, No the third one down
Oh boy ima go soft.
Sometimes I wonder who is on the accounts guys, girls, kids but you sound like someone who can take a hit and get back up. But that still doesn't mean you aren't dumber than a brick. Oops sorry thats offensive to bricks.