Oh boy ima go soft.
Sometimes I wonder who is on the accounts guys, girls, kids but you sound like someone who can take a hit and get back up. But that still doesn't mean you aren't dumber than a brick. Oops sorry thats offensive to bricks.
Some of my roasts:
You're as useless as the "ueue" in "queue"
Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either
Hey you have something on your chin, No the third one down