Deal

my phone battery lasts longer than your relationships

bro never been in a relationship so you better keep your battery

wow thats a good comeback :O

thanks

Your username is more gibberish than your memes

likewise bro. I couldnt upvote 20 memes bc u only have 8
maybe check in a lil l8

my computer's battery lasts longer than your IQ(I'm bad at insults ok?)

what if ur iq just slowly drained until you were just lifeless

woah we got a whole sadist in the comments

IQ is a test of inteligence. It cant go up or down.

You have one long computer battery then :)

Why

bc im bored

I don't want to be rude but ok
If I had a dollar for each time you said something smart, I'd be broke (id be rich but this is a roast)

its ok! I wont be a total snowflake about roasts if i want to be roasted lol.
SHUT UP AND GET SOME MONEY
(you have one dollar)

A FELLOW MHA FAN!!!!

Yas

truyu_asui_official you copied that roast...although im sure you birth certificate was on apology letter

At least I had one

okay icicle

i swear some men were conceived by anal sex. there is no way being such an asshole is natural.

loooooooooooooool that is good

If you were my lifeguard I would try to drown faster.

Loool

No need to be rude but you know less about me Ming than a chicken knows about the alphabet

Wtf it’s supposed to be meming not me ming

yep. Did you hear sbout the chicken who learned english?

Sorry for late reply but thats a goos comeback

I AM PRACTICING MY COMEBACKS SO DONT BE SHOCKED IF I REPLY

instead of roasting you i roasted someone trying to roast you lol

i'd do the same but i'm trying to improve my comebacks myself. Found a hater earlier, here's my response:

LMAO

Roastception

lol

roast me then

well your a croc right? i heard the worlds dumbest crocodile escaped from the zoo and if you look in your mirror you see the escaped crocodile standing there

that roast sounds cringy my opinion please respect it :/

*a melted piece of footwear

snap snap motherf**ker

NO MALICIOUS INTENT BTW

yes lol it was my b-day yestereday an every country in the world stodd for a certain color of sprinkle sadly your country represented the grey sprinkle and my mom said its because you live there

mah dude which country u live in again. 'cus u might be living in the grey sprinkle too

why did i misread the grey sprinkle as the gay Pringle

lmao