kilroy and azaria. rp anyone?

Damien's appearance: 52xqi9.jpg (click to show) (what rp genre?)

(idk)

(they are in prison?)

(no)

(slice of life Q.Q)

(wut dat)

(slice of life:a realistic representation of everyday experience in a movie, play, or book.)

(ok sure)

(how should they meet? )

*they warp to him*

Damien:well geez, that was fast, even for me *they are at the apartment*

kilroy: ok

Damien:if you can keep up *he takes off, running faster than a human would*

kilroy: ok

Damien:although, it is a mad house.

kilroy: but it doesnt matter. when were not on missions were just normal people. we dont make any money because we dont need it

Damien:to my apartment.

kilroy: interdimensional police

Damien:not like I have secrets of my own (he lives in apartment with my other ocs)

azaria: were IDP agents. dont tell anyone

Damien:what are IDP?

azaria: well anyways

Damien:what do ya'll do for a living?

azaria: im not one for dark humor

Damien:awwww,it's one of my favorites

azaria: sure

Damien:my therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I yeeted him from this world and now...we wait

kilroy: yeah

azaria: youre funny

Damien;dark way or light way?

kilroy: alright.

Damien:touche

kilroy: ok

Damien:you sure say okay a lot

kilroy: ok.

damien:so I'm a demiboy, I go by he/him and they/him

kilroy: no were not human

Damien:okay, figured so. I will tell you my pronouns sooner or later

kilroy: its fine

Damien:you guys human or no?

(run into each other at a park)

(sure)

kilroy: ok

*boom*

( Damien is a friendly dork who loves dark humor and eating sprinkles by themselves, Damien is a demiboy)

Damien:wait-who are you two?

azaria: normal things....why do you ask

Damien:you know those sprinkles, right? I like to eat them by themselves.

kilroy: oh sorry

Damien:wat?

azaria: well we always like meeting new friends

Damien:aight. What do you guys do when no one is watching?

azaria: i'm azaria, hes my boyfriend kilroy

Damien:cool, I get new friends.

azaria: ok

Damien:that's assuming I have friends. Damien btw

Damien:most people think I'm a sicko partially because of that

kilroy: wdym

Damien:wanna hear a joke?