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yes?

Zero: oh, uh, hi

Bolt: hello there
Blaze: no
Panthy: so uncivilised

Zero: I-

Blaze: answer me
Bolt: stop acting badass, we all know you aren't
Panthy: .-.

Zero: look, I'm trying to be nice but knock it off!!

Blaze: gonna cry?
Bolt: -_-
Panthy: *facepalm*

Zero: I'm getting tired of your shit!!

Blaze: really? Well, what are you gonna do about it, imposter
Bolt: Blaze stop-
Blaze: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Zero: *hands turn into fits*

Blaze: *smirks* come at me *reaches for his katanas*

Zero: so, how are you guys?

Bolt: uh, fine, thanks
Blaze: would be better if I wasn't paired with these idiots
Panthy: HEY!

Zero: thx *eats some* so, does this happen often?

Panthy: yep, they're very fierce rivals

Zero: oh

Panthy: yep
*duel of the fates intensifies*

Zero: when did that start?

Panthy: Blaze killed Bolt's parents, so Bolt killed Blaze, but Blaze cut his arm off in the process

Zero: th-thanks

Bolt: don't mention it
*insert duel of the fates music as they fight*

zero: *watches*

Blaze: *tries to stab Bolt*
Bolt: *counters and kicks Blaze*

Zero: *sits next to panthy*

Panthy: *offers popcorn*

zero: whats up with blaze?

Bolt: he's depressed
Panthy: his gf died so he hates everything
Blaze: we don't speak of her

Zero: oh, s-sorry for your loss *pats him on the back*

Blaze: *yeets him* don't touch me!
Bolt: CALM TF DOWN!

zero: ow, s-sorry

Blaze: -_- what are you doin' here, sonic's wannabe?
Bolt: I-
Panthy: ...

Zero: well, i just give up, this solves nothing

Blaze: i'm afraid it isn't that easy *raises his katanas, ready to slice Zero*
Bolt: NO! *runs in front of him and their swords clash*

Zero: ...!

Blaze: you're protecting this weakling?
Bolt: I am, someone has to
Panthy: *eating popcorn*

zero: oh, wow.

Blaze: hey, i didn't want to! Midnight controlled me and made me!
Bolt: LIAR!
Panthy: -_- Midnight's an intergalactic werewolf that wants us dead

zero: ...

Zero: *flies towards him and chokes him*

Blaze: *burns his hand* flaming skin stupid *starts punching Zero*

Zero: i see. *same* y'know i can also do that!

Blaze: *grabs him* how bout i do this! *starts absorbing his fire*

Zero: actually, i'm immune to heat *punches*

*it goes right through him*
Blaze: don't know if you noticed, but i'm a demon *draws his katanas and starts slashing at Zero*

Zero: why are we even fighting?!

Blaze: you're pissed cause i'm acting badass