Alwayzbread: so this one time i was walking down the road...

kirby be like: the moon? i almost spit a whole planet in half

Alwayzbread who’s destroyed dimensions:

kirby: poyo

Alwayzbread: ?!

Supernova: *sigh* of course you did

Alwayzbread: *levitating? Idk he’s light as air* lol

Supernova: you do realize the moon controls the tides right *snaps and the moon reforms*

Alwayzbread: *blows it back up* yea I figured the whole earth would die...

Supernova: *reforms it again, making it stronger* that means your home would die, along with trillions of others

Alwayzbread: i mean I’m not gonna die but, you might, its all in good laughter am i right?

Supernova: I mean, i'd be weaker because you destroyed the Earth, but not dead, i'll never die

Alwayzbread: yea but murder is funny!

Supernova: something is very wrong with you

Alwayzbread: idk

Supernova: stop it

Alwayzbread: no

Alwayzbread: *regenerates* that was sad.

Supernova: .-.

Alwayzbread: *sips fake tea*

Supernova: why are you drinking air?

Alwayzbread: not really, the world is a sad story, but murder is the punchline in the jokes, and a punchline...is a world of laughter. Is it not?

Charlie: stop talking like alastor from hazbin hotel

Alwayzbread: NO.

Supernova: please, just stop- *idea* better yet *snaps and his mouth is gone*

Red: WAIT WHA-

Alwayzbread: what never seen me blow up the earth?

Red: YOU’RE GONNA KILL US ALL!

Alwayzbread: yup

Red: How are you so calm about this?!

Alwayzbread: hehe

Red: *starts running away*

Alwayzbread: ^w^

Red: SOMEBODY HELP-

Alwayzbread: no one is going to save you now

Red: Well, there is one man, who can.

Alwayzbread: oh yeah?

Red: Pico.

Alwayzbread: ??

FNf Red: WHO WANTS TO GET BLAMMED?!

Alwayzbread: *fixes hole*

FNF Red: WHA-

Alwayzbread: *smirk*

FNF Red: *shoots Alwayzbread*

Alwayzbread: lol

FNF Red: O-O|||

Alwayzbread: *menacing grin*

FNF Red: ......

Me: HOLY-

Alwayzbread: *sorta floating*

Alwayzbread: ...

Alwayzbread: *somehow makes it behind you* so can i...

nope *teleports him to the other side of the universe*

Alwayzbread: *running*

*the moment he almost runs into my I step to the side, and continue power walking*

Alwayzbread: *angrier the more he walks*

Me: *speeding up*

*literally 5 minutes later*
Alwayzbread: hi.

*just walks away*

Alwayzbread: OI GET BACK HERE

Me: *power walking*

Alwayzbread: *nani triggered*

My mind: oh no he angy
also my mind: he can probably hear my thinking- RUN!
*runs*

Alwayzbread: *cyan fire*

Me: *dodges and changes it to orange*

Alwayzbread: shouldnt..that be oh look the moon peices

Me: oh yeah, almost forgot *reforms the moon and makes it indestructible*

*you start burning*

Me: *magically stops burning and is now fireproof*

*the earth still explodes cause science*

Player: OH SHIZ-
Me: when did YOU get here?

*player: *shrug*

*despite everything, its still cyan..and there seems to be something wrong with your mental state*

(yeah, i know)

*it reverts back*
Alwayzbread: *blasts like a glacier*

Me: *yeets and orange with the word "fire" written on it with sharpy at him*

(orange fire)

Alwayzbread: i murdered the earth, yey Alwayzbread

Player: you're gonna fix it right?
Me: I'm gonna wait for him to leave first

Alwayzbread: *grabs le sharpie note* no.

Me: *yeets multiple oranges exactly the same as the one I threw before*

Alwayzbread: ....

Me: not that easy *head starts hurting*

Alwayzbread: *reverses it*

(reverses what? (sorry I'm dumb :> ))

Alwayzbread: stand still.

Me: *walking* I'm afraid if I do you're gonna kill me, so...

Alwayzbread: *dodges*

(He puts the earth back together*

Me: well then
Player: I didn't think he had it in him

Alwayzbread: *ice explosion*

Me: *teleports out of the way*

Alwayzbread: get back here

me: no, I don't think I will *continues running*

Alwayzbread: *freezes the world*

Me, with my head still hurting: *unfreezes the world and teleports us the the other side of the universe*

(Oh so you know hypnotic fire ok)

(mhm)
Me: *runs, but stumbles a little, my head feels weird*

Alwayzbread: *blasts the cyan fire, but..it doesn’t burn..*

Me: *yeets it at him, it falls on top of him before he can get away*

Alwayzbread: *turns around slowly* ...what did you..say?!

Player: n-nothing!
Me: run

*player runs*

Alwayzbread: *looming over*

Me, speed walking away: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

Alwayzbread: *following* yes

Alwayzbread: *point blank explosion*

me: *somehow unfrozen and SWIMMING FOR MY LIFE*
(squid intensifies)

Alwayzbread: *point blank explosion*

Me: *blast orange (non changeable) fire straight at his back*

Alwayzbread: *pretty much blows up spawn*

me: *hiding*

Alwayzbread: *freezes the ground*

me: *is not on the ground*

Alwayzbread: *closes eyes*

Me: *magically puts a image in orange fire in his head*

Alwayzbread: *has his eye closed*

(its a mental picture)

Alwayzbread: *just speed walk over*

me: *super jumps back to my spawn*
(DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU SQUID KID!)

Alwayzbread: *somehow beat you to it* heya

Me: HOLY-

Alwayzbread: you wont escape human.

Me, while running at full speed: SQUIDKID!

Alwayzbread: *goes faster*

*uses ice to get rid of fire*
Alwayzbread: heheh

alwayzbread: mental huh, meaning its in my head, sooo *just changes thoughts and proceeds to continue the hunt*

Alwayzbread: hah

(hello darkness my old friend)

Alwayzbread: *uses explosions to go faster*

Me: *poofs* (im invisible now >:D)

Alwayzbread: haha

(all around me are familiar faces)

Alwayzbread: you will die. Along with the other

Alwayzbread: *makes a clicking noise*

Me: *de materializes*

Alwayzbread: *freezes*

Me: (ohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshiz)

Alwayzbread: *glacierizes*

(y e s)

Alwayzbread: heheheh

Alwayzbread: ..did i win?

lol no

*re materializes on the other side of the planet*

Alwayzbread: *grabs*

Me: ACK- (ohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshizohshiz)

Alwayzbread: bat ears go. *boom. Bat ears*

Me: *levitates so i don't make any sounds by moving*

Alwayzbread: heh

Me: (this is my life now)

Alwayzbread: I’ll kill you.

Me: please don't

Alwayzbread: hehe

Me: *friggen sprinting*

Alwayzbread: good.

Me: *snrk*
Player, while running for dear life: WHY IS MY PAIN FUNNY TO YOU!?

Alwayzbread: ...idk

Player: *still running*

Alwayzbread: *goes home*

Me: welp, guess we're done here
*leaves*

Alwayzbread: ..

Player: can i stop running now?
Me: no

*ye