Mario: “TiMe tO tAKe a PISS!”
Goomba: “wHaT tHe hElL aRe yOu dOinG?”
Mario: “I’M TAKING A PISS!”
Goomba: “Okay, but why aren’t you jumping at me? That’s what you’re supposed to do.”
Mario: “I might do it f**king later!”
Goomba: “No! I’m a motherf**king enemy you’re supposed to jump at me!”
Mario: “Okie dokie then, let me get my pants first, and maybe I’ll jump on you.”
Goomba: “Maybe? MAYBE!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F**KING MIND!? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERF**KER!”
Mario: “let me get my pants first!”
Goomba: “Ugh.. fine.”