so first saying "[he won]" doesnt make him f**king win, second when sponge bob is in lets call it rage mode he is only 2x his normal size which is the size of a sponge so 2 sponges which makes him very small mean while blyat doge is the size of the average man and doge would have equal strength if they were the same size but blyat doge is much bigger making him the winner in brute force, blyat doge also has the advantage of long-range weapons so he could eliminate spongebob from a safe distance(so spongebob cant poke him, it tickles) and not to mention that blyat doge is a valued member of the soviet army while spongebob is part of a american cartoon so doge's fellow comrades wouldnt skip the chance to aid him in battle therefor spongebob is out gunned, out numbered and would still lose without any advantages that arent from blyat doge's pure strength
