Lolz

lmaoz

XDz

lmfaoz

XD

lmao

Lmfaooo

XD

C a n w e c o o k h i s c o u s i n s

y e s

Ok *starts chopping up bars of soap*

*chops up liquid soap*

*puts it all in boiling water*

this is more of a bath

It’s a bath for satan fellow aunt

oooh ok

Lmaoooo

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lmfaoooooooooooooo

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It’s ok

hOw CoUlD yOu

It’s ok they were useless anyways

oh ma gawd-

What-

Idfk lmao

Lmaoo

no cook me instead-

Do i not exist 🤠

wot-?

✨

what-

baby im not even here✨

im so confused-

🤠

i m s o c o n f u s e d d d - why did you say "do i not exist"

Idek

bruh- lmao what about the "baby im not even here"

I-
bc im not i am sleeping XD

then how did you type that- :O m a g f i s m a j i k

m a j i k g f p o g

wait i just relized you where saying gf-

yea what else did you think i was saying-

i did not even see the gf part

oop lmao

XD

a n y w a y majik gf :O

:o
i dare you to post a meme say you have a majik gf :>

:O okie-

:o

lmao wot-

idk :o

lmao i posted it

XD

m a j i k g f

Majik

t e a c h m e y o u r m a j i k

lmfao

lol-

NO- now you sound like maze-

oh shit-

Yeah and that’s making me more mad

i dont wanna be maze ; - ;

Exactly he’s a pervert

i k ; - ;

Lmaooo

dont let me become maze ; - ;

I won’t *head pat*
Now let’s keep cooking your cousins

Thank you- and NOOOOOOOOOOO

YESSSSSSSSS

NOOOOOO

WE GOTTA KILL YOUR COUSINS

NOOOO I WAS GONNA SELL THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET FOR DRUGS

I- LMFAOOOOO
OK ILL SAVE A FEW

You better give me some too tho

*WHEEZE* POG

ight here *hands two*

Is this cocaine? Marijuana?

Nah I handed you two of the cousins I havent sold them yet

No you sell them *throws them back at you*

Fine but I'm keeping all the drugs

NO GIVE ME SUM

Then sell them yourself >:/

NO- you do it and give me drugs or I will cook them

Fine but you only get a bit

THATS NOT FAIR

YES IT IS IM THE ONE SELLING THEM

*huff* ok foine guess I have to cook them now *pulls out knife to chop them up*

Okay fine you get a quarter of the drugs

HALF OR ALL OF THEMA

NO *takes them and leaves*

*grabs knife and starts hysterically stabbing you*

*dies*

NOOOOO *revives*

Damn

Now give me the drugs

No *leaves*

*chops your head off with knife*

*dies* that was my last life I cant come back this time

No your immortal remember- birds are immortal

*revives*

I'm not a bird anymore *stays dead*

TOO BAD *jesus makes you immature*

*immortal*

But I was ALREADY immature

IMMORTAL IT WAS A TYPO

TOO BAD >:D *stays dead forever*

Oh ok ig you never get to marry yachi

Oop-

Bruhhhhh *revives*

Okie fine you get a third of the drugs

Half.

40%

60%

30% or none and I'll eradicate them from existence so you cant cook them either

Fine I’ll just cook YACHI then

I’ll add YACHI to the ffa soup

FINE 50%

DEAL *takes drugs*

*leaves*

Why-

Cause I got some drugs to do

LMFAOOOOO

Lol#