A doctor is checking on Joe and
asks, ”And how are you doing
today, Mr. Biden?”
Joe replies, ”I feel just fine, doc.
But you know, it’s the strangest
thing. Every night when I get up
to pee, the bathroom light goes
on for me automatically when I
open the door!”
The doctor is worried he is getting
more senile, so he calls Jill.
The doctor asks, ”Mrs. Biden, I’m a
little concerned about Joe. It seems
that when he gets up to urinate at
night and opens the bathroom door,
the light somehow goes on…”
Jill yells, ”Crap, Joe’s peeing in the
refrigerator again!”