Flowey logic

.........stay away from me or I WILL get Shattered.

Shattered: STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIEND YOU STUPID WEED.

Its war!

he doesn't have a soul also its hell not heck

I know but imma stick with heck for the heck of it. That way no one can accuse me of using swears.

eh fine

Shattered is composed of goop. he can't die and he can't feel pain.

It will be a tie. Both of them will just keep coming back!

flowery has rest and Mr. goop is well goop

Why can't they work together?

make them

They hate everyone and everything

SEE

so does turds! or ashes. coincidentally the most used turd fertiliser is... cow... turds... oh dear god

Yes. Cow poo is fine fertilizer for flowers. But ground fish and bones are used to fertilize flowers too, do to high nutrient content. So Flowey might actually be right! My blood might actually be fertilizer! Ahhhhh!

no, it's not, blood has a lot of Iron that's it flowers to grow need minerals different from iron as well so no it's not fertilizer.

my logic is... not many people fall to the uunderground, and monsters dustify so... one other monster that lives on the ruins thats... a cow

That's definitely good thinking. But Flowey suffers from a severe brain disease and doesn't care about logic.

he doesn't even have a brian

That's using real word logic. Flowey is a flower so he has no brain. True, but: Flowey is extremely crazy and crazy people usually have a severe brain disease!

then we have all have severe brain disease

I know I dew!

it's a Goat

o wat? I always thought they were cows lol. still animal turd is great fertiliser

i know