Drake Hotline Bling

What have you brought upon this cursed land

l i f e

I’ll gladly take yours

n o

Take mine :D
Oh wait-
I don’t have one

n o

*cuts off my hand and hands it to you*

l i c k

TaAAAAAAAAAKE MYYYYYYYT HAAAAAAand
TAAAAAAAKE MY WHOOOOOOOOOOLE LIIIIIIIIFE TOOOOOO

I LOVE ELVIS!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE DOES, THATS THE POINT OF ELVIS

XD

FOR IIIIIIII CAAAAAANT HEEEEELP *bonk*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHU

I GREW UP

b o n k

BONK

Bro I grew up in Hawaii and Las Vegas, you do NOT love Elvis more

HAHAHAHA

Ollo

oollloooo

Ooollllllooo

l i c k

*bonk*
Lick me again, I send ye to horny jail

i sowed th tongue in my mouth not yours you still don't have a tongue!

*Cuts out another rip*
I WANT MY TONGUE BACK

IM SERIOUS THERE ARE SOME ABSOLUTE BABES ON THERE

I WILL STALK YOUR IP ADRESS
FIND YOU
AND BEAT YOU IN THE FACE WITH YOUR PHONE
JUST SO I CAN STOP HEARING YOU

CUZ THERE ARE SUPER HOTGIRLS ON SNAP CHAT THAT I TALK TO!!!!!

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND THAT SENTENCE BUT OKAY

DO YOU HAVE SNAPCHAT!?!?!?!

GOD NO, I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER: SELF RESPECT

HOW IS IT THAT YOURE A BOY AND STILL MORE OF A BASIC WHITE GORL THAN I AM?

I BET I HAVE MORE GIRLS ON SNAP THAN YOU DO OF BOIS

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

WHATS THE BET?

IDK, OPEN FOR DISCUSSION

I GET MMORE GIRLS THAN YOU GET OF BOIS

CARE TO MAKE A BET THEN?

TO BAD GIRLS COME TO ME ANYWAY

BUT BOIIIS COME TO MEEEE

AND IM UR DAD

YOURE ALSO MY SON, SO NO GORLS YOUNG MAN

n o

*rips your freaking heart out*
Y E S

TO BAD BOIS NO

TOO*
BUT YOURE A BOIIII

*regenerates it*
n o

*eats the heart I have in my hand*
HAHAHA YOU TASTE LIKE DIRT

YOU ARE DIRT WSECRUVGBHJNKWEXRCYVUBHJNK

WHY THANK YOU
ASDAASAXVJLPYEWPXKWMWMERTOCXKSMWCKFOEOR

YOU ARE WELCOME BUT YOU ARE MY DIRT AND NO TALKKING TO BOIS!!!!!!

BUT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE BOIIIIIIS
*poors water on you*
HAHA NOW YOURE MUD

l i c k

*bonk*
Quit licking your mom, go to ALABAMA JAIL

b l i o n c k

*licks you up and licks your forehead through the bars* n o

*grabs tongue and rips it off*

Time to pull a Keller :D
W h y a r e y o u t o u c h i n g m y t o n g u s
I m g o n n a m a k e a m e m e a b o u t I t

b c i w a n t t o e a t y o u r t o n g u e

B o w c h i k a b o w w o w
*spits on it* t o u g h l u c k e a t I n g I t n o w

n o
l i c k

*handcuffs you*
You’re comin with me

licks eat and eats it

*rips your tongue out and eats it*
*muffled without having a tongue to talk eith* now we’re even

XD LOOK AT MY NEW MEME

*barfs yours out and sows it on whilst blowing up mine in your stomach*
n o

*cuts out a rib from your chest*
This is the law of equivalent exchange

HEY, I DONT WANT YOUR PUKE IN MY MOUTH