Give me the best comebacks to someone calling you a cooked chicken in comments

I could shit, wipe my ass, use the DNA from the shit to clone myself, and the clone would be less of a shit stain than you

That's very out of character Mr. Monk.

-_- its a name

It's also a character btw there's a whole series with him as the main character. Mr monk go watch me monk unless your like less then 10 or whatever

Mr monk dumb auto correct

Monk*

I've seen the whole series great show.

It is

r/wooooooosh

lol nice

well thank god im not a roasted chicken

Atleast I get eaten, potato salad

dang

Lol

1.never knew the trash bag can talk oh wait it was you

2. my teacher says the best thing in a paragraph is the point of view which reminds me, whats the point of your life

3. you might say talking to you is a mistake but really you are one

4. when someone roasts you just say "why did i deserve this" after reply just say " no i meant what did the world deserve you"

wow these might really make that person snap lol

Just say" imagine getting roasted by trash"

ok thx for the tip

You're welcome :)