*me who's eating a cracker rn* go buy some

I ran out- I was eating them before BECAUSE SLADE DARED ME TO GO EAT AND I GOT ADDICTED TO CRACKERS

oof. crackers r great

Ikrrr

yuh. yo lass maybe send me ur address and i can ship u some crackers

Ok sure should I send it to ypu in memechat?

*gives you cracker*

*eats cracker*
MOREE

*hands you the entire stock of crackers*

*eats*

MOREEEEE

*summons a genie*

My wish is to grant spongebob here infinite crackers

*eats all crackers*

MOREEEEEE

how the f**k did you eat infinite crackers-

*hands you stacks*

*eats all of them*

MOREEE

HOW ARE YOU EATING INFINITE CRACKERS .-.

I don’t like crackers anymore

*gives them back*

*laughs in I like Ritz*
oh ok-

Lmao

THATS WHAT I WAS EATING-

Now I have a stomach ache-

LMAOOOOOOOOo

Logan must've planned for this at the very start, he might have wanted you to get a stomach ache so he devised the master plan of making you eat, knowing that you would eat crackers-

Bruh-

*smac* water is stupid

Bruh-

*grabs your hand* n o i t s n o t

Wha- no he’s not that smart he’s f**king stupid-

Now I’m just drinking sprite ;-;

XD I was just joking-

*hands you water*

Wait a second- “no it snot”

WATER IS SNOT?? MY LIFE IS A LIE-

*dies of laughter*

*revives*

*WHEEEEEEEEZE* imagine if someone posted that without context

lol

wtf-