no bully

looks better than mine-

very unfortunate

*bullies you*

*does a backflip and snaps your neck*

*dies* *ghost comes out pocket and sa hologram runs over me* *stands up* *ghost disappears*

is that all you got?

*steals Sundance*

my child.

who? what?

Isn’t that the name of Cayde’s ghost-

yeah

So yeah-

*grabs Colonel*

This is also my child.

why'd you steal my ghost?

*grabs you*

Also my child.

*blushes*

i-
uh-

N o .

the bird booby

Because yes my children.

*kisses the heads of each of you.*

you simp for me, i should be treated better *crosses arms*

*grabs the rest of the guardians*

My children.

why?

You’re my only unicorn-

*severe blushing*

Now I’m reminded.

EW NO

Oh-

I know there’s a booby on my head.

*laughs*

*wheeze*

lmao

Yes.

*has a booby bird on top of my head*

BOOBY!!

You’re the golden child.

whats that?

FR his blue flipper feet remind me of you.

whos?

https://www.deviantart.com/xiroga/art/Cayde-6-got-a-christmas-present-778080763

And I found this.

oh no, it cant be good

I know-

i mean like-

real booby

The one who’s favored the most.

uh huh, sure i am

*gives the booby bird a hood and a blue unicorn horn*

ight thats it *starts walking away*

Because yes.

*grabs Zavala*

Also my child.

zavala is a bitch you can keep him, Shaxx yells but hes the best guardian there is next to me, the Drifter follows him

His.

i dont have blue feet

What-

no, im your one and only no one else

*shoves you in a locker*

NERD!

*punches locker until it snaps*

*steals your lunch money*

i dont have money *laughs at you and runs at 50mph (80.4kmph)

haha, you’re poor, nerd

*does more bullying*

*punches you in the nose*

How's that for poor.

*explodes*

oh shit i have exploded

*does cool pose*

*makes an extremely annoying noise*

Jokes on you, my life is an annoying noise so i am unaffected

*snorts coke*