idk why

Because you're my son

what does that have to do with anything?

Im a chick magnet

bruh-
you just made me laugh irl
good joke

Thats not a joke

oh wait-
you were serious?

hell yeah im serious, i've made plenty of girls fall for me, mostly because i was looking for the one i wanted forever, and dove suits me everyway possible so i kinda quit my girl chasing days around 4 months ago

great-

what?

no

yes, or i'll get lavender to teach you a lesson

lavender doesn't own me anymore

doesnt matter, she still has a lot of knives and a torture chamber

thats
le_potato you stupid idiot

how dare you call your dad a idiot, you're gonna take that back right now

next time
dont go after le_potato and make her delete
and ill take it back

i didnt make her delete

you were one of the factors

take that back right now

you tak back what you said about me and i'll take that back

forget it
coward

i am no coward, i like you as my son, but you back stabbed me, this is why i trust close to no one

forget it

now im curious, tell me what you were gonna say

i dont think you understand
what its like from my perspective
my loyalties lie with melody, drizzy, and maze
GOOD DAY TO YOU

maze is my brother and he's with dove

maze is queen's dad-

glad to know you dont care about your dad

so you cheated on queen?

no, i didnt cheat on her

explain the family tree to me

Queen is your biological mother, im your biological dad, maze is my brother, winter is my brother, Dove is your step mom, sponge is your step sister, idk what else you want? thats all i know as of this week

what about drizzy?

still with Queen i think

i do
i dont think you know what its like

then explain what its like

its not easy to go through a breakup
you and queen were awesome- then you changed
then you started dating dove and didn't say anything to me
so when you said you were dating her it changed-

we werent awesome, we had issues from the start that i was trying to fix but gave up because i burned too many bridges, you should've known me and dove were together, i had her in my tagline when me and queen got you

what would that make him?

your step dad on Queens side

thats all i wanted to know

im sus now

i feel like you're up to no good

whatever

dont 'whatever' me

sorry

*sigh*

i dont know how this is gonna work...

neither do i

i dont want to deal with this either

ah

is that all you wanna know, son?

yes, thank you

i dont get it, how did i help you?