TOP SCIENTISTS FROM EVERY COUNTRY GATHERED AT A SPECIAL SUMMIT TO DISCUSS THEIR PROGRESS IN THE FIELD OF "BIONICS". THE CANADIAN SCIENTISTS SAID, "A MAN LOST HIS ARM IN AN ACCIDENT, BUT THE BIONIC REPLACEMENT ARM WORKS SO WELL, HE WANTS TO GET OFF DISABILITY, AND HE IS OUT LOOKING FOR WORK!"; THE RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS REPLIED, "A MAN'S HEAD WAS THE ONLY PART THAT SURVIVED AN ACCIDENT. WE REPLACED HIS ENTIRE BODY WITH BIONICS. HE NOW WANTS TO CONTRIBUTE TO OUR SOCIETY AND IS OUT LOOKING FOR WORK."; THE AMERICAN SCIENTISTS THEN SAID, "I THINK WE HAVE YOU ALL BEAT. WE TOOK AN ASSHOLE, BUILT AN ENTIRE GOVERNMENT AROUND HIM, AND NOW EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FOR WORK!