not trying to be an upvote beggar, but it took me a long time to make this so I hope you enjoy this

WE NEED TO COME UP WITH NEW IDEAS FOR OUR NEXT PHONES; APPLE; LOWER THE PRICES; OKAY WHERE WERE WE... OH YEAH; WE SHOULD INCREASE THE BATTERY LIFE; OK DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A GOOD IDEA; I SHOULD PROBABLY GET BETTER HEALTH INSURANCE; CUZ U KEEP YEETING ME OUT A WINDOW; WHY; THOSE IDIOTS, WHY DID I EVEN HIRE THEM; UH BOSS... WE ARE GOING TO NEED A LOT OF MONEY TO COVER THE REPAIRS FOR THE WINDOW AND FOR COMPENSATION FOR KILLING THEM; WE ARE GOING TO DOUBLE OUR PRICES THEN