Meme man's quest to stop the evil beans pt. 1

i require; B E E N S; consumption; i haf fown b e e n s; cool and nice; i must cal it; ah, i haf diskovrd a likwid; chokcey milcc; perfection; oh no; i halve a goodn't feeling; i have become; darn; i can no longer sho my diskorvree; L E N G T H E N E D; THE B E E N S; it must halve bin,