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DEBBIE JUST HIT THE WALL SHE NEVER HAD IT ALL ONE PROZAC A DAY HUSBAND'S A CPA HER DREAMS WENT OUT THE DOOR WHEN SHE TURNED TWENTY FOUR ONLY BEEN WITH ONE MAN WHAT HAPPENED TO HER PLANS SHE WAS GONNA BE AN ACTRESS SHE WAS GONNA BE A STAR SHE WAS GONNA SHAKE THAT ASS ON THE HOOD OF WHITESNAKE'S CAR NOW HER SUV HAS BECOME THE ENEMY LOOKS AT HER AVERAGE LIFE NOTHING HAS BEEN ALRIGHT SINCE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA WAY BEFORE NIRVANA THERE WAS U TWO AND BLONDIE AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY TELL HER THAT SHE'S UNCOOL 'CAUSE SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED WITH NINETEEN, NINETEEN, NINETEEN EIGHTY FIVE (NINETEEN EIGHTY FIVE) SHE'S SEEN ALL THE CLASSICS AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES; BREAKFAST CLUB, PRETTY IN PINK FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH SHE ROCKED OUT TO WHAM! NOT A BIG LIMP BIZKIT FAN NEVER KNEW GEORGE WAS GAY; HOPED THEY'D HOOK UP ONE DAY WHERE'S HER FAIRYTALE? WHERE'S HER DREAM? WHERE'S THE QUARTERBACK FROM HER HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM? WHERE'S HER FAIRYTALE? WHERE'S HER DREAM? HOW MANY TIMES WILL SHE ASK HERSELF "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?" ASK HERSELF "WHAT HAPPENED?" (THE RUBBER BROKE!) WHEN BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA WAY BEFORE NIRVANA THERE WAS U TWO AND BLONDIE AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY TELL HER THAT SHE'S UNCOOL 'CAUSE SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED WITH NINETEEN, NINETEEN, NINETEEN EIGHTY FIVE SHE HATES TIME MAKE IT STOP WHEN DID MÖTLEY CRÜE BECOME CLASSIC ROCK SHE HATES TIME MAKE IT STOP SHE HATES TIME MAKE IT, MAKE IT, MAKE IT, MAKE IT, MAKE IT, MAKE IT STOP! BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA WAY BEFORE NIRVANA THERE WAS U TWO AND BLONDIE AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY TELL HER THAT SHE'S UNCOOL 'CAUSE SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED WITH NINETEEN EIGHTY FIVE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA WAY BEFORE NIRVANA THERE WAS U TWO AND BLONDIE AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY TELL HER THAT SHE'S UNCOOL 'CAUSE SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED WITH NINETEEN, NINETEEN, NINETEEN EIGHTY FIVE