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*carrys him/her/them to my house* idiot

Duke(goes by he/him):put me dowwn now

no Duke

*punches him in the stomach hard enough for him to throw up the alcohol*
dumb ass

Duke:*he vomits all over Deku*Sorry....

It's fine

Duke:no,but also no, and then more nos

*gives him medication that gets rid of his hangover*

Duke:I'm fine, but you'd better clean up

Hey duke your name and mine have the same letter

Duke:k,then

do you feel better

Duke:yeah...

good because *pimp slaps him*

Duke:well now I don't

you said you would stop

" What the...." Cam said. " How drunk are you....?"

Duke:I'm okay, want garlic bread though....I have neverrrrrrrr tasted garlic bread(he's a vampire)

" Garlic bread is awesome, but I think it'll kill you bro.."

Duke:oh yeahhhhh, can I ask you a question?

" Sure....?"

Duke:is a polka a dot or a dance, because I think it's both. It's just a hunch.

" I guess both."

Duke:I KNEW IT

" Yeah.."

Duke:I can visit your house?

" Sure i guess."

Duke:I fly, you drive

Abby: NANI!?

Duke:heyyyyy

Abby: um

Jonku: "Uhm? Are you ok?"
(she's junkos younger sister but nicer)

Duke:duhhhhhhhhhh

Jonku: "You good?" *poke poke*

Duke:I told you so

jonku: "smell like drugs"

Duke:tell me what to do, I think I am a grape !!!

Jonku: "Stop being drunk!" *She giggles*

Duke:you try it then *hic*

Jonku: "Don't Hiccup!"

Duke:so...hicdown,then?got it

Jonku; *giggles*

Duke:wanna try it?

(Yay!)

Mici: What the hell...?

(This serves as a reaction to most things, so..)

Duke:is a polka a dot or a dance, because I think it's bbbottthhh

Keera- Hey man you alright?

Duke:yeaaaaaaah,I'm not dead yet

azaria: ummmm

Duke:I read somewhere that the forbidden fruit was a banana, I didn't know eating a banana was illegal *he looks like he's about to laugh*

azaria: ummmmmmmmm

Duke:did you know the moon was made of this cheese where they have maggots in them, that's my it's grayyyyyyyyy

azaria: ummmmmm i think youre drunk

Duke:no, I'm not, stupid fish.

azaria: *fcepalms*

Duke:you need to go back to the tank

azaria: should i drive you home

Duke:nuuuuuu

azaria: just dont crash and die

Duke:I said nuuuuuuuu