ONE DAY AFTER JESUS HAD SECRETLY RISEN FROM THE DEAD, HE WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD LOOKING FOR PEOPLE WHO MIGHT HAVE MET HIM. ONE DAY HE SAW AND OLDER MAN WALKING DOWN THE ROAD. HE RAN UP TO THE MAN AND SAID: "EXCUSE ME SIR, ARE YOU A CARPENTER?" THE MAN SAID: "YES. I AM"; JESUS SAID: "HAS ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE HAPPENED TO YOU THAT SEEMED MAGICAL. LIKE A MIRACLE THAT CAN'T BE EXPLAINED?" THE CARPENTER SAID: "YES ACTUALLY. THAT DID HAPPEN TO ME"; JESUS SAID: "DAD?!" THE CARPENTER SAID: "PINOCCHIO?!"
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