Esdeath vs Xentrick the creeper

Xentrick because he help me with grapey milk destruction

Grapey milk is the best. All of Mineta's friends like it! Oh wait.... he has no friends...

Wkwkwkwkwk, Mineta would be the viewer?

Mineta would join with Esdeath for 60 secands against you! Then she'd kill him for grabbing her....

Then I'll join Xentrick for 60 seconds for tired fight

Me vs Esdeath

You vs Mineta

Good enough for me

Mineta is a f**king asshole anyway.

Yep

Mineta will be a non factor in the fight as he is distracted my Esdeaths... assets.

Hope Mineta won't return as a zombie.

Next time don't mess with the powers of grape juice!

Damn it!

*Sigh* *Summon Arsense and use God fist on Mineta 10 times*

You can set him on fire and burn him to ash. Then you just have to worry about the ashes crawling towards you.

*Summon Jiraya and sends a Tentara Fooo Tornado*

Possessed ash!

He's undead. He can't be killed.

Yeah but you didn't said he can't died

Uhhh No because your Grapey milk made me faint in top of a school building

Ooooo roasts!

Shut up pervert

Thet killed him for giving out free grapey milk. Who's the REAL villian?!

us both cause well i am a experiment who can turn into a plant demon

Oh no!

*Summon Izanagi and use cross slash*

Man-eating plants?! Shit!

idk

Xentrick with a Laser Buff

Kool!

Increases beam with of lightning, and adds in 2 more damage to every bolt.

Xentrick-The-Creeper approves!

It perfect -w-

What is Esdeath brings her tank with her?

Xentrick can run around the tank in circles to confused her

With some fire bass!

Why did you tease me like this-

If I posted topless art photography of Esdeath's natural resources, it might be mistaken as lewds and get me sent to horny jail for 72 hours!

Talk about the crusade

The crusaders might send me to horny jail just for making the censored version!

I'll protecc you, like LDSF would protect_the_loli

(I like puns tho, but srsly, I can help!)

No one can stop a crusader.

If you escape her grasp...

Why not run?

Nope I'll dew my time.

Now we're both trapped.

But after I'm done with Esdeath, I'll bail you out.

G.I Joe: Be careful of anti-horny doge!

Ok but what do I look up to find this image uncensored? Asking for me

Ok now you ask for it
ALL OUT ATTACK

*blocked that with my Commodore 64*

Esdeath: Fine, I'll make multiple steps further! *chases me topless*

Me: *praying to the trusty Commodore 64*

Damn! The Atari ST does not work! F**K!

She's more powerful than Atari? S%&$!

Uh-oh *defeated and kidnapped by topless Esdeath*

(This is why Atari is a shitty company nowadays, they don't make sum gr8 powerful computers these days, what a nostalgiatardness!)

Esdeath: *lets you go*

I belong to nobody but myself!

*tries running away from her, but failed, since I am very weakened*

*Eats potato chips very loud*

Branson: What flavour is this? Can I have sum,

Yes sure

Branson: Thanks, you're the best! *eatz sum*

Dang it now how I'ma gotta do all out attack!

You were supposed to fight Mineta, wasn't that part of the plan?

He dead already

wait but Mineta didn't died
*Summon Arsense and use God fist on mineta 5 times*

Xentrick can deal Electrify, thanks to electric damage

Lighting and ice are my elemental powers, but are weak for now

Some good superconduct if you ask me