I’M A BUS DRIVER. I HELP THE PUBLIC BY TAKING THEM TO PLACES WITH MY BUS. I DRIVE AN EXPENSIVE VEHICLE AND I USE IT TO HELP PEOPLE WHO ARE LOW ON CASH BY GETTING THEM TO PLACES THEY NEED TO BE; I HAVE A MOBILE CORNER OFFICE INSIDE AN ENORMOUS AND EXPENSIVE VEHICLE WHERE I INSPECT PEOPLE’S TICKETS AND GIVE THEM PERMISSION TO RIDE ON THE VEHICLE ON AN UNCOMFORTABLE SEAT WITH NO SEATBELTS AND I BRING THEM ALL TO THEIR DESIRED DESTINATIONS AS LONG AS THEY HAVE NO STRONG SCENTED FOOD, DRINK AND THEY DON’T MAKE LOUD NOISES.