Mineta: I got a bad feeling bout this.

Yeah no problem!

Wow. When you think you have a friend.

*laughs* Why would I be your friend?

Grrr...

hey Mineta!

Mineta: Hey Katsuki.

Wanna be friends?

Mineta: Ok. Sure. *Thinks to self*
Mineta in his head: Wow. Bakugo is way more nice than usual. But I have a mission. Get into the girls changing room so I can steal their food. Denki told me they had McDonald’s and I need those McNuggets.

Wanna hang out later?

Mineta: In a minute. I have a mission.

What is it?

Mineta: I need to get into the girls changing rooms. I need to steal their food.

*laughs* Ok I'll help you

Mineta: But Denki told me they had food....

Maybe he tricked you

Mineta: *Inhale* DENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Uh Oh! *Runs*

*runs with you* Where are we going?

I’m running from Mineta!

Oop-

Mineta: Wait... Where Is the food?

I don't know

Yeah.

Mineta: Thanks but no thanks. I’ve got a plan. *Kicks door to the girls changing room* HAND OVER THE MCNUGGETS!

*Laughing*

WAIT

werent you that scaredy pervert who stuck my criminals to the water during the usj raid??

Mineta: The f**k you just called me bitch? Who the hell you think you are?

lol

Mineta: Grrrrrr

Tomura: I will destroy you

Mineta: Ok hand faced asshole

Tomura: My nomu crack you skull

Mineta: *Makes a long grape line*

Tomura: *Gets kurogiri*

Can I help you guys? I am the traitor after all!

ye sure

could you destroy pervy boi over here

Mineta: Shut up.

Tomura: ARE YOU SCARED?YOU ONLY DECIDED TO BE A HERO GET POPULAR WITH WOMEN!

Tomura: Are you sad you cant get the girls small boi?

Mineta: *Mad as f**k*

Mineta: Nah. Charge bolt and Grape juice will defeat your ugly ass Nomu’s!
Don’t think you will! *Still charging*

Tomura: nice, the perfect perv duo

Mineta: F**k...
I got you back! *Charges electricity*

Tomura: *Steals mcdonalds*

Mineta: What now? You gonna run like a lil baby?

Tomura: I'll kill you and all might

Kurogiri: *Gets 4 nomu and league of villains*

watch the episode with the usj raid and arent you banned from the stream?

Mineta: Shut the hell up, VILLIAN!

Tomura: you remember me? How sweet

lmfao