Hello
Mine turtle
Mine turtle
The mine turtle (hello)
Mine turtle
Mine turtle's on the prowl, llama whipping by
Mine turtle's got a smile sweet as pie, flavored pie
Skater kid tells a cop, "You can't tell me what to do"
Watch out when mine turtle says "hello" to you (hello)
Mine turtle
Mine turtle
The mine turtle (hello)
Mine turtle (oh-woah-oh)
Mine turtle's traveled 'round the world, from Cairo to Madrid
Saw gun-to-lease potato and the "I Like Trains" kid
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine
Fight the aliens (throw the cheese)
Stole an alien technology and built a time machine
Went back in time to 100 million BC
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
Technically, I'm a tortoise (I am a stegosaurus)
Mine turtle
Mine turtle (he is the, he is the)
The mine turtle (hello)
Mine turtle (oh-woah-oh)
Listen up, we'll tell you where mine turtle came from
In a petting zoo, one day there was a man named Tom
He shouted, "Drunk Science" and he drank a cold one
And soon he had made the world's first turtle bomb
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode
Look out, he's got a nose (wait, no he doesn't)
Mine turtle
Mine turtle
The mine turtle (hello)
Mine turtle
Mine turtle (mine turtle)
Mine turtle
The mine turtle (mine turtle)
Mine turtle
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