Please take this seriously I actually need to know

Sing "SWEET HOME ALABAMA"

Bruh

XD

Uhhhhhh I'd personally give up
Most of the time I just do the nod and keep going method

Simply say:

In all honesty, tell him to stop if you’re uncomfortable, or find a blunt, hollow object(Like a plastic water bottle an empty Tupperware) and hit him with it on the head and say “B O N K go to horny jail”

Oh ok

Why a blunt object though

Cuz blunt and/or hollow objects make a BONK noise

Yeah but won’t sharp objects hurt more

Sharpen a coconut so it’s both sharp and makes that lovely bonk sound

but I don't have one

Then get one

It’s what I’m here for