Deep Fried Crusader

XD

*makes eye contact*

don't

*stares*

*shoots*

You know that murder is a unforgivable sin right?.
*continues to stare*

how did you live???????!??!!!!!!!!!!!
y e s but actually n o all sin is forgivable but is still punishable just depends on whether they actually repent or not

*stares back*

Cuz I alive
No cuz u killed me for no reason.
*slaps you*

i r e f u s e

U a bad man.-.

what no!

Then why u touched me :<

*_*

Do u touch kids?

(._.)

(;-;)

wasn't my hand!

You hit me
I’m calling the cops .-.

n o

Y e s
That’s child abuse.-.

im a minor!

But you hit me ,that’s child abuse

i am the c o p s

Ur going to jail for touching a minor .-.

n o
debatable XD
*slaps back*

Y e s
M h m
*SLAPS HARDER*

*SLAPS YOUR MOUTH OFF*

*SLAPS THE LIVING HĒLŁ OUT OF YOU*

*SLAPS YOU BACK INTO LAST WEEK*

*SLAPS YOU BACK TO THE HOLY LAND*

*licks you into next week*
Get vector’d

*SLAPS YOU INTO THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND*

*SLAPS YOU BACK TO THE BIG BANG*

*SLAPS YOU INTO HIROSHIMA*

*SLAPS YOU BACK TO YO MAMA*

*SLAPS YO MAMA*

HOLD THE FÛÇK UP-

HOLD THE PHONE

YEAH YOU HEAD ME ,YOU ✨ BÎTÇH✨

s l a p

You put your hands on me.
I’m calling the cops.

t o e

W h a t t h e f u-

YOU THREATENED ME!!!

U hurt me :’<

IM SORRY ;-;

It hurt ;-;

im sowwy

Why did u do that?

bc you made eye contact...

You put your hand down my pants .-,

NO I DIDNT

Yes u did ;-;

c r i

*cri*

wwwhhhyyyy

Cuz u hurt me

i would never ;-;

Well you did ;n;

;-;

;n;

nnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Ur going to jail

nu ;-;

;—;