Look at this fool. Do you know where you are? No. Well, you do just not anything else. At least I know what kind of mirror you are. A two-way mirror that enhances your ugliness while i laugh, staring through the other side.
Wait. Whoops, you're not a fun-house mirror? Oh, I guess you're that ugly and fat.
Sorry, lazybones, try and come back with more than one proper sentence, please. I don't speak idiot.