my dreams: hey you, you're in mario kart and everyone's t posing and you're riding nyan cat with tons of speed and acceleration and drift and miniturbo. Luigi gets a redshell and dominates you but you go in max speed because of your acceleration and you f**king go in the speed of light but then mario, riding a baby starts using a star and keeps hitting you but then you speed up to him with a red shell and you dominate him when he doesn't have the star anymore, a blue shell comes but it explodes everyone except only you, luigi starts riding a spider in full speed because it has four legs but then toad uses a gigantic robot and steps on everyone, he wins in 1st place and you speed up to the speed faster than light and you win in 2nd, mario wins in 3rd and luigi wins in 4th, toadette with a cat wins in 5th place and koopa troopa in 6th and everyone else is in any other place, deal with it. Next race gru hacks inside the game and starts using whatever his vehicle in despicable me (the giant thing with many rockets) and starts crushing everyone but then the sky becomes night and you hear gunshots but you see a random gun and its shooting monkey cans but you dodge the cans and everyone else gets shot by the gun and gets trapped in the monkey cans, diddy kong got the gun and keep shooting me but a rain of nuts fall down on diddy kong and i get a microphone and boyfriend from fnf gets it and dissappears, then a clone of me uses a ping pong ball to sabotage my wheel but then he f**king misses because f**k my aim. Diddy kong somehow gets a nerf gun and kills me but then i get revived but as a tpose man and i keep slapping everyone till i wake up
my other dream: you're in your friends house okay hierophant green official and every friend you had is there, thousands of people you never met is now your friend, deal with it. Then you go to the bathroom to wash your hands but there's wasp looking mosquitos and your friend is catching them, you then go away then there's mike wazowski screaming like a dank meme and he kills that one annoying friend, there is a f**king carousel but the horse things are real horses and 10 people are on the horses and they're holding knifes saying: gordon ramsey gordon ramsey, then a cake appears on their hands and they throw it to everyone
